It has been a rather long week.  Here is some mindless banter with colleagues - two instant messaging conversations which I think merits reproduction though totally irrelevant to life and somewhat irreverent - hopefully to bring a smile as the weekend begins.

Me : I seem to have accidently shaved off a part of one of my sideburns its embarassing
A : erm, shave off the other part to balance it?
Me : but got no shaver now have to live with this facial defect for the rest of the day
A : got business lunch somemore…..
Me : it looks like my hair has dropped off …
A : i will take a look later n let u know
Me : when you walk to the pantry pls drop by and give me your assessment haha
A : On. haha
Me : I’m so vain
A : cant be more vain than XXX no worries
Me : maybe later I go watsons and buy disposable razor try and salvage the face =P
Me : I have remedied the face, I think =P
A : what did u do?
Me : bought wax strips and pulled
A : u r kidding right…
Me : Yes I am [kidding]
Me : Bought disposable razors, amazingly cheap at $2 a pack now I don’t know what to do with extras
Me : shave legs ? hahaha
A : armpit lets usu cannot see haha
A : so now both sides are pointy? or straight
Me : Both straight I think, come see come see =)
Me : this conversation is so gay

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Me : Thinking of signing up for 18 km run
A : siao! it’s 18km
Me : Mid life crisis; need to do something extreme
Me : But I will not bungee jump !
A : And dont go start wearing tight tshirts (reference is to a mutual friend who wears tight t-shirts)
Me : Tight tshirts may get abrasion nipples will bleed =P
Me : well loose tshirts will also cause bleeding; just run naked! hahaha
A : hahaha i saw ur fb post on the naked shoes
Me : OK I shall post this on FB too