I’m in a rather spiteful mood because I had to leave my previous employer ("the Organisation") for rather poor reasons - they were paying me too poorly - and so today slightly out of keeping with my mild temperament I feel like saying not-so-nice things about the Organisation.
The world is coming to an end, for that lousy Organisation at least. The proof of that lies in the fact that another one of my former colleagues has quit (leaving the department at 50% strength), and his encounter with a ditzy HR executive (I’ve always suspected that the HR department was staffed with not-too-bright officers. This confirms my suspicions). Here’s his rather funny account of how his painful exit interview went (excerpt below) -
I recently quit an organisation that I had been working with for the past 3 years, to join a financial institution for 2 months before heading off to London to do my Masters. As part of the resignation process, I was required to attend an exit interview with the organisation’s Human Resource (HR) department.
It would probably be worth stating at this juncture that I am quite well known in this organisation’s HR department (which is no small feat considering the organisation’s manpower size) due to problems that arose during my intitial recruitment (pay, pay and not enough pay).
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I was required to state in order of importance, my reasons for leaving the organisation. I stated the following (numbered in order of importance):
"I am leaving the organisation because:
1 - I want to further my studies
2 - I want to add value to my career
3 - The remuneration being offered by the organisation is not sufficient"
She started to grill me on the 2nd reason - wanting to add value to my career. I was not impressed:
HR: (In a ditzy voice) I am quite confused by your second entry. You state that you are leaving to further your studies, but yet you also say that you are leaving to add value to your career. This does not make sense, hor.
Me: (Extremely Confused) Eh? Well, I thought it was quite clear that I am doing my Masters to add value to my career?
HR: Ya, it does not make sense hor.
Me: (Getting quite pissed off and automatically entering into trial cross-examination mode) No, it does. Surely, I would not be embarking on my Masters if I did not think that it would add value to my career, do you not agree?
HR: (In a ditzy voice) Uhhh…Yes and no, hor.
At this point, I made her admit under my own counter cross-examination that there was nothing out of order or illogical about my comments.
Will probably blog about my exit interview some time later.