Totally Random : Quotes to bring some cheer
Two quotes today brought a smile to my face. The first was on a decal which I spotted on a car :
"I’m fat, but you’re ugly, and I can diet".
The second was a response from a colleague upon hearing the first quote, an insult apparently uttered by Winston Churchill to a lady who accused him of being drunk :
"I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly".